Hey, baristas, quick question:
How often (for example, how many times a day) do you decaf someone, and what is usually the reason you do?
When I was a barista, I worked for a small, privately-owned coffee shop, and while I had some terrible customers, doing this just never occurred to me. So I’m curious.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
It took me a second.
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
#if i were her i’d be like#so you bought a pack of cigarrettes so you could put them in your mouth to look cool and make a bullshit point#no yeah you’re so cool and deep#fucking tool
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE
Rand Paul is an advocate for the flat tax.
Does this mean I wouldn’t have to fill out a billion tax forms in April? :D
The grass is much greener
on the other si-
Wait, that’s not the song we were singing? I thought that was what we were singing.
look out world, july cinnabon flavored coffee chillatta is on his way
june matzoh ball soup
February Kiss… damn. That’s actually not bad.
May Ferro Rocher
Well, it’s a male prostitute so…
July Blueberry Greek Yogurt
I wouldn’t be very rich with that name. Maybe July Rice
October Chips and Salsa :P
February Pizzan’carrotgingersoup, here to spice things up.
Anyone who wants to get involved in politics or debate, go and read this.
Read it again.
Read it again.
Read it the hell again.
Recite it in your sleep.
Know it to the point where if your memory ever gets wiped, this is the only thing you remember.
Now if I ever see you using any of these to argue a point, no matter what side of the argument you’re on, I will hunt you down and… do something drastic, I’m sure. I’ll think of something suitable on the way.
Gotta love Thomas Sowell
Here comes the boom.
I just realized that the bloodmoon I’d been looking forward to seeing all day starts at 10:20… PDT. Not Central. Dammit. :(